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This is brilliant! Governor Newsom orders all trees to mask up to prevent spread of wildfires

Governor Newsom orders all trees to mask up to prevent spread of wildfires in California
Governor Newsom orders all trees to mask up to prevent spread of wildfires in California. Picture: The Babylon Bee.

Fresh off his fireside chat to the state of California last week, Governor Gavin Newsom is announcing swift action to combat the spread of wild global-warming fires in his state.

According to sources, Newsom will be signing an executive order requiring all trees to wear masks so that they don't catch fire.

My proposal is proven and grounded in SCIENCE,” said the governor in a statement. “Everyone knows masks work. They stop things from spreading. They stop COVID from spreading. Of course, they would also stop fires from spreading! SCIENCE tells us that masks solve almost every problem that has ever existed. This isn't that difficult. These are facts. It's just SCIENCE!

Starting this week, Police, Firefighters, and Forest Management Personnel will be tasked with applying a giant mask to every single tree in the state.

The governor is also considering requiring all sea turtles in California to also wear masks to prevent straws from getting stuck in their noses.

Hooray for SCIENCE! More satirical articles on The Babylon Bee.

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My name is Manuel. I love alternative healing methods, healthy eating and try to enjoy a positive and sustainable lifestyle everyday. This is why I am a proud co-owner of Mother of Health blog.

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